Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: Why do you never see a polar bear and a penguin in the same place? Because they are polar opposites!

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants... ... But I couldn't find any!

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: What do you call a guy who's had too many margaritas? A cab!

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? Did you step in a poodle?