Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: "Dad, have you seen the cat bowl?" "No, I didn't know he could do that!"

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up, it was gone, and there was a dollar in its place. It was the Bluetooth Fairy!

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: Someone glue my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: "Oh shoot~! My iPhone battery is low!" "Are you saying you're running out of Apple juice?"

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year. Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory...