Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house!

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: I love Christmas. Everyone gets Santamental.

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: How did the polar bear get so far from home? He lost his bearings.

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: "Would you like your eggnog in a bag, miss?" "No , just leave it in the carton please."

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: What did the squash say to its friend in the morning? I'm feeling gourd today.